this-is-not-pretend:

jackanthfern:

goleyakh:

pleatedjeans:

18 Dogs With Very Important Jobs

"Do Not Pet" he’s like the big boss who doesn’t want to be annoyed

Animals

But I want to pet the doggie

(via chokedonlove)

quotelounge:

Good Vibes HERE

Hahahaha totally me

quotelounge:

Good Vibes HERE

Hahahaha totally me

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

(Source: buttlass, via yourlipsticklesbian)

technicalrabbit:

santiadragon:

So this just happened and I swear this is just plain bullshit. THIS ARTICLE states that anyone who is LGBT or non christians can be bullied and the state is just cool with that because of “religious beliefs”
I NEED YOUR HELP TUMBLR
Even if you don’t live here please help make it a better place
SIGN THIS PETITION
We need 100,000 signatures by April 26, 2014 to stop this bullshit. Please spread this like wildfire because bullying is a MAJOR problem here and this is just encouraging it. What happened to FREEDOM of religion America?

SIGN THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. Seriously! There’s over a thousand notes and less signatures! I /live/ in TN and this is so not fucking good.Signal boost the fuck out of it.

technicalrabbit:

santiadragon:

So this just happened and I swear this is just plain bullshit. THIS ARTICLE states that anyone who is LGBT or non christians can be bullied and the state is just cool with that because of “religious beliefs”

I NEED YOUR HELP TUMBLR

Even if you don’t live here please help make it a better place

SIGN THIS PETITION

We need 100,000 signatures by April 26, 2014 to stop this bullshit. Please spread this like wildfire because bullying is a MAJOR problem here and this is just encouraging it. What happened to FREEDOM of religion America?

SIGN THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. Seriously! There’s over a thousand notes and less signatures! I /live/ in TN and this is so not fucking good.

Signal boost the fuck out of it.

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

Elton John, Bob Marley, and Marilyn Monroe -  Unknown artist. Amazing art.  #ftb

Elton John, Bob Marley, and Marilyn Monroe - Unknown artist. Amazing art. #ftb

Tags: ftb

When he was little…. I miss my baby so bad :(( #iwannacry

When he was little…. I miss my baby so bad :(( #iwannacry

Tags: iwannacry

Throwback to lobster season when the color of my skin matched the color of my shirt.  Ok, I miss riding……. #tookoolaid

Throwback to lobster season when the color of my skin matched the color of my shirt. Ok, I miss riding……. #tookoolaid

Tags: tookoolaid

All the memories we had that night will forever live on in our heart. Rage would have not been that fun if you didn’t take that Adios mofo and gone ADIOS after your first glass. Then you took that second Adios and went to wonderland with me. I fucking love you! Especially your incredibly, lovely, too-turnt ratchet bubble ass. Thank you for such a wonderful night. We will create bigger and better memories than this. I’m so proud of you, Jess. I wish you all the best in Chicago and we will definitely see you there soon. D2B will forever be in my head. I will miss you a lot! Love you, kimchi. #d2bmoments #jackintheboxaftermath #fuckingloveyouguys

All the memories we had that night will forever live on in our heart. Rage would have not been that fun if you didn’t take that Adios mofo and gone ADIOS after your first glass. Then you took that second Adios and went to wonderland with me. I fucking love you! Especially your incredibly, lovely, too-turnt ratchet bubble ass. Thank you for such a wonderful night. We will create bigger and better memories than this. I’m so proud of you, Jess. I wish you all the best in Chicago and we will definitely see you there soon. D2B will forever be in my head. I will miss you a lot! Love you, kimchi. #d2bmoments #jackintheboxaftermath #fuckingloveyouguys

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via langleav)

thornsandwillows:

If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.

But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)